beardsmelting:

every time i see this i laugh so hard i’m in physical pain

Hypocrisy

reading the first question on a test

tyleroakley:

loganjack:

we thought the channel called “spice” on satellite radio was like an all Spice Girls channel but it’s a very different kind of spice

SWEET JESUS.

He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of anyone I know
Abraham Lincoln (via historical-nonfiction)

zaynrand:

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IM JUST TRYING TO SPELL POMEGRANATES 

carebearpikachu:

Hi, I’m Barbie ™ - Vine by Sarah Mangone

is she actually barbie